Question by Allison: I ran out of rolling papers right before the weekend. How can i roll a joint out of a bible page?
Dont make fun, serious answers only please. Im all outta my rolling papers. How can i roll a weed joint? cause the pages dont have any form of “glue”
i said serious answers only please. get over yourselfs
Best answer:
Answer by Mary Mitchum
stop smoking weed, get off your lazy ass, go to church, and get a job. 
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Why don’t you use a pee soaked piece of toilet paper that has been dried out. It will be crusty and when smoked it will replace some brain cells you lost for asking such a stupid question.
thankyou Mary
Use a bible and see what happens. Ever hear of karma?
Use the paper from a tampon.
I mean, I think I read that somewhere…
I wouldnt recommend using pages out of the Bible. That is very wrong, how could you? Maybe if someone in your house uses tampons, cheap ones that are wrapped in paper then that paper works well.
Hmmm, I wouldn’t reccommend it. It’s not only disrespectful but make for a real nasty, harsh smoke.